Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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