question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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