I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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