the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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