i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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