Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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