He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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