HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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