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yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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