I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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