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(212): View more from New York

yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money

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(207): View more from Maine

Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.

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(530): View more from California

Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .

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(501): View more from Arkansas

There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.

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Youre getting too old for this

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(913): View more from Kansas

ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.

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