you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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