Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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