People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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