is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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