I love black thongs
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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