Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
