I'm pants shitting drunk right now
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i think i have two assholes
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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