i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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