1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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