So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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