East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
