My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Operation Purity has been aborted
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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