.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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