the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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