Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
my liver is dry heaving
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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