Got a toothbrush?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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