The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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