Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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