The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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