ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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