She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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