Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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