North Korea, Best Korea!
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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