Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There r osticjed everywhere
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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