If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
