I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dignity is for republicans.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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