i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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