I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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