I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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