nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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