talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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