Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's never too late to be topless.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
