There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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