so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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