girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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