Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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