Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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