i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Randomize
