Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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