How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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