It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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