You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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